[Backdated to like two weeks ago, I don't even know.]

[Boy's 13 residents might notice that Katou's stuff is gone. There's a note messily scrawled in looseleaf tacked to the bunk.]

Hey, dudes!

I'M OUTTA HERE!

Okay, okay, seriously. They're letting me out! I guess it's about time. For a few seconds I actually considered saying no, which just goes to show you how much you bastards have grown on me. Like some sort of embarrassing fungus. But I've got a moron by the name of Kira Sakuya to track down, and a couple of football players who've gone without their reality checks for a little too long. Anyway, I'm crap at goodbyes and shit like that, so this is the best you're getting.

Rabi, darling, honeybunches, come visit sometime. If anyone can find a way to skip worlds just to hang out with me, it's gonna be you. So I'm not gonna say goodbye or anything. Just see you later.

Kurai, asking you to make sure Mudou doesn't do anything stupid wouldn't be fair, so I'm just gonna ask you to make sure he doesn't do anything stupider than usual.

Raziel, are you sure you're not a girl?

Dean, you're a douche, and my angels could beat up your angels. Come visit sometime anyway.

To anyone else I forgot, uh... if you can figure out a way to hop worlds, feel free to smack me for it later!

--Katou

[There are also two other notes. The recipients will find them on their beds.]

( Setsuna )

---

( Ahiru )

[There's an unconscious, winged form lying in pool of blood and mud a ways away from the forest stage. He's more or less in one piece -- no more severed limbs! -- but he's definitely not looking good. Slowly, he picks himself upon to his hands and knees, using his sword for leverage. One of his wings has been mangled into a loosely-hanging mess of bloody feathers, and there's something... not quite right about one of his arms.]

... fuckin' moogles... system overload my ass...

[He coughs.]

((OPEN TO ANYONE.))

Age: Has to be at least 18 by now.
Height: Average.
Weight: Skinny. Needs a sammich.
Medical Info: Dead dead and also dead.
Eyes: Brown (?)
Hair: Bleach blond. It's light normally, but he bleaches it even lighter. His roots are often just barely visible.

Physical traits: He'd dead. Also, while his body looks human, it's actually made of plants. This isn't something that anyone will be able to tell on sight, because Uriel's really really good at making things. He has three wings, but unless otherwise mentioned, they're usually hidden. He has a single silver hoop in the cartilage of his left ear that he got in camp.

( Read more... )

I AM NOT A SYNONYM FOR "RIDE"

I'll try to give most of these out ICly, but since I'll be gone for a good part of Christmas Eve and Christmas proper, I'm putting the list up here.

Ahiru: A music box with a tiny little ballerina inside. It plays music from the Nutcracker suite.
Anko: Educational keychains.
Kid: Several dozen of these and a new hat. Oh, uh, a number of the other gifts on this list might have been paid for with Kid's credit card. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Kira: A sword-cleaning kit.
Mamori: A Swiffer duster. And, uh, a necklace.
Rabi: A squeaky hammer. And three nice new silver rings.
Raph & Mika: A book.
Setsuna: ...this.

Dear canon:

( Why is Setchan suddenly a pimp? )

IN CASE YOU COULDN'T TELL, I JUST BOUGHT KATOU A RENAME TOKEN.

I did so love ~softmotherly, but I've been debating changing it for a while, and I felt ~cockroachangel was. Well. Descriptive.

[outside of Boy's 10, there's a druggie knocking on the door.]

Oooooi. Kira.

Name: Katou Yue
House: Slytherin
Year: 7th
Talent: ...is inexplicably good at Herbology! Oh, and he's a Metamorphmagus.
Other: Katou is from a Pureblood family. They're not particularly prominent or rich or anything, but his father does his best to uphold the stereotype of Slytherin Purebloods being horrible bigots. He flipped out when he found out his wife was having an affair with a Muggleborn man, and has been making life miserable for Katou, the result of that affair, ever since. He gets Howlers pretty often no matter what he does, so he just decided that misbehaving is more fun if he's gonna get yelled at anyway. His family's also not thrilled about the shapechanging thing, either.

Katou's sort of the worst Slytherin ever, as he spends all his time hanging out with Ravenclaws like Kira and Rabi. He skips class a lot to go smoke both cigarettes and other random shit that he steals from the Potions and Herbology classrooms. Needless to say, he loses a lot of points for his House, and they sort of hate him for it.

During the summer, he tends to crash at various other peoples' houses, mostly Kira's.

Get in here. Seems like the shepherds give clues in locked posts, so let's chat.

I should probably essay on Katou and Kira's relationship at some point. But. I'm lazy. So instead, let's do the cliff-notes version.

1) Kira is easily the worst friend ever. So abusive.

2) Except for the times he's not.

3) They make a terrifying combined force.

4) Oh, and Katou's totally obsessed with him.

Actual essay possibly coming later.

Kira: .......
Kira: YOU ARE SO DUMB
Kira: and this will be great
Kira: because I'll BEAT YOU
Kira: and Setsuna will be like Katou why do you have all those bruises D=
Katou: y-yes

* Katou cries and goes off to fellate a popsicle in front of Haru insted 8(
Kira: ...while thinking of Kira?
Katou: ... are you lime-flavored?
Kira: are those your favorite condoms?
Katou: ... quite possibly?
Kira: then on occasion I probably am
Katou: s-sob
Kira: >DDDD

KIRA ON HIS LOVE FOR SETSUNA VS HIS LOVE FOR KATOU:

Kira: WELL YOU SEE. MY LOVE FOR HIM IS EVERLASTING
Kira: my love for you is sort of like a pathetic dying blind three legged puppy
Katou: ...
Katou: that's so romantic

[continued from here]

Yeah, well, he's a good of a target for blame as anyone else.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
--Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
--Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
--Woody Allen

Ninety percent of everything is crap.
--Theodore Sturgeon

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
--Sir Winston Churchill

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
--Oscar Wilde

Updated on 7/9/07.

( random facts about Katou )