Dropped: April 30, 2009
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[Boy's 13 residents might notice that Katou's stuff is gone. There's a note messily scrawled in looseleaf tacked to the bunk.]
Hey, dudes!
I'M OUTTA HERE!
Okay, okay, seriously. They're letting me out! I guess it's about time. For a few seconds I actually considered saying no, which just goes to show you how much you bastards have grown on me. Like some sort of embarrassing fungus. But I've got a moron by the name of Kira Sakuya to track down, and a couple of football players who've gone without their reality checks for a little too long. Anyway, I'm crap at goodbyes and shit like that, so this is the best you're getting.
Rabi, darling, honeybunches, come visit sometime. If anyone can find a way to skip worlds just to hang out with me, it's gonna be you. So I'm not gonna say goodbye or anything. Just see you later.
Kurai, asking you to make sure Mudou doesn't do anything stupid wouldn't be fair, so I'm just gonna ask you to make sure he doesn't do anything stupider than usual.
Raziel, are you sure you're not a girl?
Dean, you're a douche, and my angels could beat up your angels. Come visit sometime anyway.
To anyone else I forgot, uh... if you can figure out a way to hop worlds, feel free to smack me for it later!
--Katou
[There are also two other notes. The recipients will find them on their beds.]
( Setsuna )
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( Ahiru )
... fuckin' moogles... system overload my ass...
[He coughs.]
((OPEN TO ANYONE.))
Height: Average.
Weight: Skinny. Needs a sammich.
Medical Info: Dead dead and also dead.
Eyes: Brown (?)
Hair: Bleach blond. It's light normally, but he bleaches it even lighter. His roots are often just barely visible.
Physical traits: He'd dead. Also, while his body looks human, it's actually made of plants. This isn't something that anyone will be able to tell on sight, because Uriel's really really good at making things. He has three wings, but unless otherwise mentioned, they're usually hidden. He has a single silver hoop in the cartilage of his left ear that he got in camp.
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Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy Katou.
I AM NOT A SYNONYM FOR "RIDE"
Ahiru: A music box with a tiny little ballerina inside. It plays music from the Nutcracker suite.
Anko: Educational keychains.
Kid: Several dozen of these and a new hat. Oh, uh, a number of the other gifts on this list might have been paid for with Kid's credit card. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Kira: A sword-cleaning kit.
Mamori: A Swiffer duster. And, uh, a necklace.
Rabi: A squeaky hammer. And three nice new silver rings.
Raph & Mika: A book.
Setsuna: ...this.
- Mood:
confused
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Katou!
- Originally, Katou could not fly.
- Katou is incapable of sleep.
- It took Katou 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Katou!
- It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Katou.
- Katouolatry is the mindless worship of Katou.
- About one tenth of Katou is permanently covered in ice.
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Katou into a volcano it would stop erupting.
- The liquid inside Katou can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
- Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Katou, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
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